By Cynthia

Try these jokes on your children. (It helps to read them out loud!)

A man walked into a pharmacy and said to the assistant,
“I’d like a bar of soap, please.”
“Scented?” asked the assistant.
“No, I’ll take it with me,” replied the man.


Customer: “There’s a dead fly in my soup.”
Waiter: “Yes sir, they’re not very good swimmers.”


What travels around the world but never leaves its corner?
Answer: A postage stamp


A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed for five days and rode home on Friday. How is this possible?
Answer: His horse was named Friday.